YOU ARE MINE SAYANG!!

DAYM GROSS!!!

The Plow

Admit it, every time you visit your local sex store you look up and down the aisles and are secretly ashamed and disgusted that there's not a single toy that can also double as some kind of medieval siege weapon.
Lucky for you, some perverse engineers thought the same thing and nipped that problem in the bud. As with all of the devices on this list, we'll leave it to your imagination as to what the thing looks like in use.
Fun Website Quote
"This machine is so smooth, quiet and easy to use it allows you to focus more on your pleasure and less on your mechanical abilities."

Sexy Sadist Cock Ring

Ah, from medieval weapon to medieval torture device. If you're into that sort of thing, or if you're conducting your own inquisition, then this tiny Iron Maiden for a schlong may be right up your alley.
For those of us who prefer not to have metal spikes jammed in our units, it probably keeps a mean grip on hot dogs when you're cooking over an open fire.
Fun Website Quote
"Imagine the look on your boy toy's face when he wants to feel that pleasure but something else is keeping him from fully realizing his arousal."

Disposable Canned Vagina

It's a sign of our throwaway society that people can't even be bothered to use reusable canned vaginas anymore, but the convenience of a Pepsi sized tube of greased up, squishy polymers just can't be beat. We're guessing on every corner in Japan they've got these in vending machines.

Fun Website Quote
"Complete with lubricant, this disposable pussy will leave you wanting more!"

Teddy Bear Vibe

Two things that any good sex toy should have are the ability to both scratch those super hard-to-reach places and the ability to warp the mind of a child should they ever stumble upon it by accident. This nightmarishly well-endowed bear accomplishes both rather nicely. We wonder if they ever made a tie-in cartoon starring this little guy.
Fun Website Quote
"Your pussy is a play thing and this wireless teddy is the one to play with."

Goo Gobblin' Granny

It's a little known fact that not all sex dolls are made for personal enjoyment. Some, like this sagging septuagenarian doll, are just made to haunt the recesses of your psyche for all time. And force you to buy denture cleaner.
Fun Website Quote
"Mature kink love doll comes with her own false teeth."

Fearsome Fingers

It's pretty much a given that intimacy can't be achieved very well without making use of the sense of touch. On the other hand, you'd figure it's a given that you shouldn't be trying to get intimate while wearing a poor man's Freddy Krueger hand accessory on each finger, but not everyone rolls the same way. So cram these on your fingers and get the Emergency Room on speed dial.
Fun Website Quote
"Wear all five or just one or two at a time. Even one will get you the respect you deserve."

The Drippy Dragon

It's sad that looking at a selection of dildos modeled after animals and mythical beasts is barely shocking in this day and age. But, thankfully, we have innovative devices like the Drippy Dragon to keep us on our toes.
This dildo, modeled somehow after a dragon wang, actually shoots jets of spooge for all those situations in which you need something like that to happen.

Fun Website Quote
"Includes free 8oz / 250ml bottle of Bad Dragon cum-lube."

Enema Piss Rubber Pants

So you're in a bit of a pickle. That special someone is coming over but you're afraid your sex life is getting boring. What's the best way to combine as many godawful fetishes into one place, preferably a pair of pants, as quickly and efficiently as possible? Here's your answer.
Waiting for us to explain how it works? Figure it out. We're done thinking about it.
Fun Website Quote
"The enema bag can hold 4 liters."

Zeus Electric Urethral Sound Kit

You know how mattresses have that tag on them warning you not to remove it, and it's hard to figure out what could be so bad if you removed the tag, but almost nobody ever removes it anyway, just because something awful might happen? If someone wrote on that tag that you should never stick an electrified metal rod in your wang, this product might never have been invented.
Fun Website Quote
"The Electrosex Urethral Sounds is not for beginners."

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Extreme Ass Spreader

One of the worst things that can happen to anyone's sex life is the day you wake up and realize your sexuality in no way reflects anything you've witnessed in the Hellraiser series of films. It doesn't have to be that way though. Thanks, Extreme Ass Spreader!
Fun Website Quote
"retractor opens up to 4" wide"
OK, we have to interject here. Why in the hell would you possibly need to stretch your anus four inches wide?

The Cannon

Ah, again we learn why you don't ask the Internet a question you don't want to know the answer to.
Is that a radiation symbol on the side?
Fun Website Quote
"The heft, thickness and range of this butt plug means you'll get a fulfilling stretch."

Strict Leather Dildo Face Harness

Well, might as well get the dildos out of the way now.
The thing is, every kind of sex has disadvantages, where you can't reach certain things or perform certain actions, or one partner gets left out of the pleasure. This product seems to perfectly combine all of those downsides into one device.
And are we crazy or is it physically impossible to breathe with that thing on?
Fun Website Quote
"This soft leather strap-on harness makes it easy to strap a dildo to your face."

Drilldo

Oh, look. It's a Drilldo.
So... we're not experts on this sort of thing but do people build up like, a tolerance to vibrators? To the point that they need them to vibrate way, way more than even the most powerful internal motor can drive it? To the point that in order to feel anything, you need an industrial power tool spinning your marital aid at several hundred RPMs and creating enough friction to spark spontaneous vaginal combustion in the process?
Fun Website Quote
"Yoga-like relaxing massage."

Universal Water Works System

Aaaaand here's a way to put out the aforementioned vagina-fire.
This actually looks like a fairly standard piece of high-quality plumbing equipment you'd find at the hardware store, until you look closely at the largest black attachment. Then you realize this is for, as the site says, "intimate water play."
For extra fun, try to picture how the other attachments are used.
Fun Website Quote
"6'/ 1.828 meters of non-tarnishing, nickel-free, non-crimping flexible hose."

The Post Master

Remember how, as a teenager, you'd try to dupe members of the opposite sex into a game of Twister in the hopes of one day maybe touching some boob "by accident"? This is what happens when that mischievous childhood memory is taken to Hollywood and gang fucked by men in masks.
Fun Website Quote
"Post Master Kit contains the following: ... 1 Beret protector... "

Pogo Stick for 2

If the Post Master up there didn't look quite dangerous enough, why not take those same mounted dildos and put them on a spring? And then jump up and down with it inside you? Why, they even added an attachment for a friend so you can stare into each other's eyes as you both come to the realization you're suffering massive genital trauma that you'll likely never recover from.

Fun Website Quote
"This Jack Hammer Johnson come with two cradles, two passion grips ... and all the necessary mounting hardware."

Darlex Straight Jacket

Remember all those times you had sex and thought something was missing? If that something involved being suspended by your ankles in a full-body rubber straight jacket, your life is about to get a whole lot better. If not, things are probably about to get worse.
Fun Website Quote
"The hood is breathable but can restrict some airflow."

Masturbator Vee-String

This gruesome looking thing may or may not be designed to make the average man look as though his crotch is being attacked by an afro'd manta ray. It's hard to say, really.

hello malaysia...
hari nie aku nak cite skit pasal penyakit batu karang..sebabmusababnye aku nak membebe pasal penyakit nie ayah aku  kene penyakit nie...cian kat ayah..hurrm semoga ayah cepat sembuh..amin..nie punca2 nape kene penyakit nie.

Penyakit batu karang merupakan penyakit di mana batu terhasil dalam buah Pinggang yang terjadi daripada tumbuhan kristal halus hasil gabungan beberapa jenis kimia. Bahan kimia yang paling biasa menyebabkan penyakit batu karang adalah kalsium oxalat, kalsium pospat dan yang kurang dikenali adalah asid uric, cystine dan magnesiam pospat ammonia.

Saiz batu karang pula ada yang halus seperti pasir dan ada yang besar sebesar bola golf. Kebanyakan penyakit batu karang tumbuh membesar dalam buah pinggang, kemudian akan bergerak ke bawah ke dalam saluran kencing dimana ia biasanya akan menjadi bertambah besar.

Kesulitan mula akan timbul apabila batu karang menjadi terlalu besar yang boleh menyebabkan ganguan dalam perjalanan aliran air kencing. Ini biasanya akan membawa kepada penyakit di mana kuman akan merebak. Jangkitan kuman itu boleh menyebabkan kerosakan buah pinggang, jika penyakit batu karang

Kejadian batu dalam buah pinggang atau penyakit batu karang ini adalah masalah yang biasa dalam saluran kencing. Dianggarkan bahawa terdapat satu hingga lima peratus dari jumlah penduduk biasanya akan mengalami menghadapi penyakit batu karang pada sesuatu ketika dalam hidup. tersebut tidak diubati segera.

Sesetengah orang biasanya mengalami penyakit batu karang hanya sekali, kemudian pulih dan penyakit batu karang itu tidak berulang lagi. Bagaimanapun dalam banyak kes, penyakit batu karang adalah penyakit berpanjangan seumur hidup. Kebiasaannya orang lelaki pertengahan umur adalah lebih ramai yang mengidap penyakit batu karang ini dari kaum wanita.

Kadang-kadang penyakit batu karang ini boleh disebabkan oleh keturunan. Jika terdapat sejarah kejadian penyakit batu karang ini di kalangan ahli keluarga, sila dapatkan nasihat dari doktor.

Penyakit batu karang biasanya jarang menimbulkan masalah ketika ia mula terjadi. Tetapi bila batu karang itu beralih atau bergerak dalam ginjal atau dalam saluran kencing, ini akan menyebabkan kesakitan yang amat sangat dan pendarahan pada kebiasaannya boleh berlaku sehinggalah sesudah batu itu keluar.

Ada juga kes di mana batu karang tersekat yang akan menyebabkan kesakitan dan akan membawa bahaya bila kuman mula merebak. Jika ini berlaku biasanya tanda-tanda seperti pedih ketika buang air kecil, rasa loya dan air kencing berbau busuk akan berlaku. Penyakit batu karang pada keadaan ini memerlukan rawatan perubatan yang segera.

Apakah ubat batu karang ?

Jenis pengubatan penyakit batu karang adalah berbeza mengikut keadaan sesuatu kes itu. Jika batu karang dapat keluar dengan mudah, maka pengubatannya ialah dengan mengelakkan batu karang berlaku lagi. Untuk kes begini, penghidap penyakit batu karang akan diminta minum air dengan banyak iaitu sebanyak 3 liter sehari. Dengan cara ini ia akan dapat membersihkan buah pinggang. Makanan pesakit batu karang juga akan diubahsuai untuk mengurangkan bahan kimia yang terdapat dalam badan pesakit. Bila sahaja batu karang itu keluar, pesakit mestilah menyimpan batu tersebut bagi dibuat kajian. Kajian ini akan membolehkan para doktor menentukan sebab mengapa terjadinya batu tersebut dan dapat pula membantu untuk mengelakkan berulang lagi penyakit ini.

Telah ada pengubatan yang telah berjaya untuk menghancurkan batu asid uric dan systine. Bagi kes-kes yang lebih serius, bila batu tersebut terlalu besar untuk keluar sendiri, suatu pembedahan adalah perlu.

Juga penting untuk diingatkan bahawa penyakit batu karang ini memerlukan pengubatan sepanjang hayat. Ini adalah kerana, jika ianya tersekat dan perebakan kuman berlaku, buah pinggang tidak akan berfungsi lagi.

 PADAH GIGITAN CINTA!!

 

Daily Mail melaporkan seorang wanita separuh lumpuh selepas mengalami serangan sakit jantung sebagai akibat gigitan asmara yang dilakukan oleh kekasihnya. Wanita yang tidak dinyatakan namanya, dimasukkan ke hospital di Auckland selepas tidak dapat menggerakkan tangan kirinya selepas kejadian itu.

Kes itu dikatakan yang pertama seumpamanya pernah dilaporkan.

Para doktor mengesyaki wanita itu diserang sakit jantung walau pada mulanya gagal mengesan puncanya. Mereka kemudiannya memeriksa kesan gigitan asmara pada bahagian kanan lehernya. Di bawah kesan itu, mereka menemukan punca serangan sakit jantung berkenaan.

Gigitan asmara itu menyebabkan kerosakan pada pembuluh darah itu dan pembentukan darah beku. Darah beku itu kemudian mengalir ke jantung mangsa, menyebabkan dia mengalami strok.

MARKONAH..OH..MARKONAH 

WATAK UTAMA :
AKU SEBAGAI HAMBALI
RISYA SEBAGAI MARKONAH
JANNAH SEBAGAI MAKNYE BELL@HAMBALI

WATAK SAMPINGAN YG TAK BERAPA NAK SAMPINGAN LA... :
KAK PAH@MIRA SEBAGAI PENJUAL AYAM 1
AYA SEBAGAI PENJUAL AYAM 2
AKRAM SEBAGAI BAPAKNYE BELL
BIHA SEBAGAI PAK IMAN
AINA SEBAGAI NENEK KEBAYAN
DIANA SEBAGAI KEMERA GIRL

AKU PON TAK TERFIKIR NAK BERLAKON DLM DRAMA NIE TP TIBE2 AKU MENDAPAT CAHAYA LAMPU SULUH..HAAHA..BABI POYO ABIS.. DRAMA NIE UNTUK SYG AKU PUNYE GROUP PRESENTATION UNTUK PSYCO..MULE2 DIE YG NAK JD HERO CUBE LA PKIR KLU MARISHA JD HERO???HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUKE LEMBUT CM2..MIMPI LA KN.TIBE2 MUNCUL LA HERO YG SEBENAR IAITU AKU...LALALALLALA...MASOK BAKUL ANGKAT SENDIRI WEI..ADE AKU KESAH..2 LA FIRSTIME AKU CKP NGAN KAK PAH AKA MIRA..DIORNG KENE PRESENT NEXT WEEK DULU TYME AKU BLAJAR SAME NGAN SITI KITORANG ADE SATU MOTO DAN VISI..TAKDE BENDA YG MUSTAHIL SURE BLEH SIAP N GEMPAK PUNYE!! AKU PON APE AG MEMPERKENALKN LA MOTO KAMI..MEMANG BETOL PON MENJD OK.DRAMA NIE AMBIK MASA 2 HARI 3 MALAM NAK SIAPKN.YES KITORNG BERJAYA CONGRATS KAT SEMUA..INI LAH SEMANGAT YG AKU NAK.BIA KITE WAT KEJE LAST MINIT YG PENTING SEMUA KENE SEMANGAT N BERSUNGGUH2..AKU TAKNAK MEMBEBEL PANJANG2..AKU NAK TUNJUK GMBR2 KITORNG TYME BERDRAMA..LALALALLALAA...ALAMAK AKU TERLUPE DLM DRAMA NIE SMUE ORG ADE TAHI LALAT SEBAB DRAMA NIE UNDER TAHI LALAT PRODUCTION..HAHAHAHAHHAA

NIE LA AKU @HAMBALI

 

 

 

 MARKONAH@ RISYA

 

 BULAT GLER AKU.HAHAHHAHA

mak aku wei hahahha sumpah stylo..

nie aya ngan kak pah.hahahha..artis pon kene jual ayam tau

stylo gler kn kitorng

  nenek kebayan n maknye konah

 pak iman yg menikahkn aku..

  

alololo...

 syg jgn kentut...lalallalala..

 amboi kak pah mcm tak suke kat markonah..hahahha

still mengendeng kat aku.hahahaha..

3 months 19 days....

to you : iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou
              imissyouimissyouimissyouimissyouimissyou
              muahmuahmuahmuahmuahmuahmuahmuah
              nofcozidontwanttoloseyoumycinderella.....
              :)  

040111


it's already 2 months. :) seriously i'm happy to be with you.thanks for everything..ILYTM..
 

041110

nothing much to say coz finally you're mine..officially mine..at that tyme im the happiest person in this  world..hurray.. syg ill take care of you,loving you forever more,missing you every single time,thinking of you every single second, dream on you when i close my eyes,be by your side when you need me and the important thing i'm yours.. :)

 

awak bukan untuk sye..sye jatuh cinta ngan awak bile sye mule2 pandang awk...sye slalu tercari2 bayangan awak bile sye nmpk awak hati sye terus lapang..awak pelengkap hidop sye..bile sye pandang awak hilang teros kekusutan yg sye hadapi..awak penenang sye awk tau tak..bile sye dpt cari bayangan awak lg ye..sye rindu..rindu sngt..sngt2 rindu senyuman awak,gelak tawa awak,tangisan awak,raut muke awak,susuk tubuh awak..segalanye tentang awak sye rindu...tp awak tak tau..kadang2 sye cube untuk kuat tp sye manusia biasakn awak..kadang2 emosi sye mengawal minda sye..sye slalu berangan yg awak akn  jd milik sye selamanye tp sye tak layak untuk itu..awak da berpunye..nape sye mencintai kekasih org?tp apakan daya sye awak cinta terakhir sye..makin hari sye makin sygkn awak.makin rindukn awak..makin cemburu melihat awak bersama dengan org lain..salah sye ke awak ape yg sye rase nie?ape yg patut sye buat..sye tak nak kehilanagn awak..sye tak mampu untuk itu..mampukah sye hidup tanpa senyuman awak ,suara awak,gelak tawa awak..segalanye tentang awak..sye tak mampu untuk itu..maafkn sye..awak sye akn cube untuk terus kuat awak jgn risau ok..sebab sye sedar dr dulu lg awak bukan untuk sye..

tak bisa memiliki. 

apakah yg engkau cari
tak kau temukan di hatiku
apakah yg engkau inginkan
tak dapat lagi kupenuhi
bgtulah aku pahamilah aku

mungkin aku tidaklah sempurna
tetapi hatiku memilikimu sepanjang umurku
mungkin aku tak bisa memiliki
dirimu seumur hidupku

apakah yg engkau cari
tak kau temukan di hatiku
apakah yg engkau inginkan
tak dapet lagi kupenuhi
bgtulah aku
pahamilah aku 

daripada sye untuk awak,
un..

JUST FOR SPECIAL ONE :)

DEAR MARISHA, FIRST OF ALL THANKS FOR EVERYTHING DEAR..EVEN KITE BRU KENAL TAK SMPAI 3 BULAN TP DA CUKUP BG I UNTUK MENYAYANGI U..U DTG MACAM ANGIN TAK DPT AGK BILE SMPI TP BLEH RASE KEHADIRAN U..U MENGGEMBIRAKN HATI I DENGAN LAWAK2 U ..GELAGAT U..HAHAHA..MCM2 LG LA..PALING I TAK BLEH TAHAN BILE U TAHAN PEROT U BILE DA ABIS MKN.HAHAHAHA..COVER LA KONON PADAHAL..HAHAHAH...HANYA ORG YG MELIHAT AKN MENGETAHUINYE.HAHAHAHA...U SLALU TEMAN I STUDY DEPAN TV,DINNER EVERY NITE NGAN I NGAN KAK SITI..LEBIH KURANG MACAM NIE LA KLU MASAK TAK LETAK GARAM SURE TAK LENGKAP KN SAME LA MCM U KLU U TAK DINNER NGAN KITORANG TAK LENGKAP LA DINNER KITORNG.HEHEHE..U SNGGUP DTG JUMPE I PKUL BRAPE PON KLU I PERLUKN U..THANKS 4 TAT.:) JAGA I BILE SAKIT.TAK TAU LA NAK CKP TRIMA KASIH CNE DA..BANYK I TERHUTANG BUDI KAT U..

RISYA,NNT BILE U DA MSOK PART 2 I DA TAKDE TAU..TP TAK TAU LA KLU I FAIL.HAHAHA..KITE JUMPA LA G KAT KEDAH.. KLU I TAKDE NNT U JG DIRI TAU..

1. JGN MAKAN BNYK SNGT NNT I TAKDE NAK URUTKN PERUT
2. JGN  PIKIR BNYK SNGT NNT PENING PALE I TAKDE NAK URUTKN
3. JGN DUDUK SORNG2 KAT DEPAN TV SEBAB I TAKDE NAK TEMAN
4. JGN DUDUK KAT MEJA BATU SORG2 SEBAB I TAKDE NAK BORAK NGAN U 
5. JGN TIDO SORNG2 SEBAB I TAKDE NAK TEMAN U TIDO
6. JGN MAKAN SORG2 SEBAB I TAKDE NAK TEMAN U
7. JGN PERGI MAHSURI SORG2 SEBAB I TAKDE DA KAT SANE
8. JGN G KLAS SORG2 SEBAB I TAKDE DA TUNGGU U KAT DEPAN TV
9. JGN NANGIS SORG2 SEBAB I TAKDE KAT SANE NAK TENANG KN U
10. JGN GELAK SORG2 SEBAB I TAKDE NAK TEMAN U GELAK SAME2.
11. JGN LUPE MKN UBT TAU KLU SAKIT SEBAB I TAKDE KAT SANE NAK SUAP U MKN UBT
12. JGN TANGGUHKN KEJE TAU SEBAB I TAKDE KAT SANE NAK INGTKN U
13. JGN JALAN GANAS SNGT SEBAB KLU LUKE I TAKDE NAK LETAK KN UBT..
14. JGN LALU KAT TEPI BASKETBALL COURT SORG2 MLM2 SEBAB I TAKDE NAK PANDANG U SMPI MASRIA
15. LAST SKALI.JGN LUPE PANDANG BINTANG KAT LANGIT :)

INGT NIE PESANAN I TAK U..JGN LUPE OK SYG..NNT BLAJAR RAJIN2 TAU..I NAK U TAU I U R PART OF MY LIFE SAME MCM KAK SITI NGAN KAK IRA..TIS SONG I DEDICATED SPECIAL 4 U BBY. :)

PART OF THE LIST BY NEYO

Style of your hair,
shape of your eyes and your nose,
the way you stare
As if you see, right through to my soul,

It's your left hand and the way
that it's not quite as big as your right,
the way you stand in the mirror
before we go out at night,

Our quiet time,
your beautiful mind,

They're a part of the list.
Things that I miss.
Things like your funny little laugh,
the way you smile or the way we kiss.

What I noticed is this:
I come up with
something new, every single time
that I sit and reminisce.

The way you sweet smell
lingers when you leave a room,
(you leave a room)
Stories you tell as we lay
in bed all afternoon.
(all afternoon)

I dreamed you now every night
in my mind is where we meet.
(my mind is where we meet)
and when I'm awake
staring at pictures of you asleep.

Touching your face,
invading you space.

They're a part of the list.
Things that I miss.
Things like your funny little laugh,
the way you smile or the way we kiss.

What I noticed is this:
I come up with
something new, every single time
that I sit and reminisce.

Oooh, and you'll live in my memories forever more I swear.
And you'll live in my memories forever more I swear.

They're a part of the list.
Things that I miss.
Things like your funny little laugh,
the way you smile, or the way we kiss.

What I noticed is this:
I come up with
something new, every single time
that I sit and reminisce.

Oh-whoa-whoa
Oh-whoa-whoa
Oh-whoa-whoa

Oh-whoa-whoa
Oh-whoa-whoa

BBY I SYG U SNGT.I MISS U SO MUCH..SORRY FOR THE THING THAT IVE DONE TO YOU.SWEAR TO GOD I MISS SO DAMN MUCH..THANKS FOR LOVING ME SYG. 

                                                                                                                 MY SOUL WITH YOU,

                                                                                                                                       UN...